Things you learn through experience, part 2

As a continuation to my post from two years ago (yikes), I would like to present some more things that I've learned.

• If you have to sneeze, sneeze on a cat. It's lots of fun.
• When applying Tiger Balm, don't scratch yourself. I think you know where I mean.
• If, after applying Tiger Balm and scratching yourself, don't try to wash it off - you'll only make it spread around and get worse.
• Do not play tug with a dog using a 'barbell curl' motion. When the dog lets go, you sometimes end up uppercutting yourself in the face.

I think that's good for now. More later...